Friday, May 8, 2009


I'm soo pissed, yesterday I typed an ab fab post [if I do say so myself] and after all the wahala and slow internet and uploading pictures, I clicked on 'publish post' and the damn Starcomms decided to go off at that point, so obviously connection was lost. Still thinking I was dealing with sane people and blogger would have automatically saved the unpublished post, I went to drafts and there was NADA, ZILCH!! I could have shit a brick! I was so mad! So this is gonna be rather rag-tag, because I cant be bothered to type everything I put in yesterday, it was a masterpiece *sob*.

Finished court attachment today, YAAY! No more Federal High Court, Ikoyi, not like it was such a bad experience but I have permanent Louis Vuitton luggage under my eyes as a result of waking up at 5am everyday to begin the slog to the island and as the group leader [yezzir], 3rd World P had to be there first, as in I was practically unlocking Courtroom 2 and who says lightning doesnt strike twice? I was already cool with the idea of being GL for court attachment, then the lists for Law Firm attachment are released and guess who is once again wearing the f*****g crown? Me, me, me, me! You coulda knocked me over with a damn feather. The deal is its the worst job being GL because you cant miss a single day, you cant say, pop off to the Galleria for a quick movie on your lunch break or while away time ogling clothes at the Deola Sagoe showroom. Nah blad, you have to be around, every hour on the hour being a general dogsbody while the members of your group swan back into the office or courtroom after seeing Wolverine and buying Ostrich leather Deola Sagoe belts!!!! No beef, I'm just saying. Anyhoo on a general note, it was sorta fun and I met a lot of cool, funny people, emphasis on the funny [you know yourself], making me crack up while I'm sitting right in front of the Judge and there's a drug trafficker in the dock.

The Federal High Court of Nigeria, holden at Lagos

It doesnt show up too good in this picture but I tried out Kemberleys concealer trick for eyebrows this morning and I just have to say, give the babe lighter! It was like magic, it looked seriously groomed, even though I've been giving Ugly Betty a run for her money for a bit. I endorse!

Oh yeah and the best thing about the hellish drive from Ikeja to Ikoyi everyday? Manny!!! EWELE!! He's the new Cool FM presenter that took over from Dan Foster and he's the absolute highest! He's my new fave person!
*An Aside* My gbegborun friend Henri aka 'Christiana Amanpour' dropped one gbosa that Dan Foster's been deported from Nig back to the US [ironic I know, deported to yankee] Anyhoo as the gist goes, y'all know he left the cool station and set up shop on his own with Inspiration FM, so supposedly the Cool FM bosses were sorta peeved and shopped him to Immigration that the dude didnt have complete papers. So not cool[pun intended], if anyone knows wassup, get back to me aight?

Shout outs to my Queen Bitch cuz Udoka who abandoned us in the Association of Single Bigz Girlz and got married a coupla weeks ago; and

Mr and Mrs Nonso Nwizu

My baybee Mielle, one of my PIC's and a founding member of Ladies Confidential [more of that in the future] who turned the big 25 this week. Happy birthday boo, lor you!

Nneks! Nneks! Neks!

'now owu no dey blow me, I'm fully signed to Mo'hits'..... If you dont know who that is,m you're a dullin sturvs of the highest order.
Whats my name - W Cizzy!!!
Whats the producers name - Na Don Jazzy!!
Which label - Mo'hits, you already know this/ you already know this/ say we no be novice.......
I could go on and on, seriously go cop that 'From Mushin 2 Mo'hits' by Wande Coal, maddest Nig album ever, too frickin messy!!

Spotted uber photographer/songwriter/singer and all round Naija celebrity T.Y.Bello and she's so shy, which is weird considering her line of work. And yes, Eremz, that is her real hair.

Finally saw the kain Wolverine this week and all I can say is Ryan Reynolds should be brought before Amadioha in Arochukwu for murdering my beloved language like that, he shoulda at least made an effort, Ibo is not that hard, there are even tapes and stuff you can use to learn it and get the intonation right. Even their translations were effed and the image of Lagos, looked more like New Delhi to me. All in all I loved Wolvie, Hugh Jackman is a totty to the power of 10! As in that guy had muscles where I didnt know you could get muscles, HOTT!! is not the word, SMOKING!! is still not the word, there isnt a word to describe him. Seriously guys take note, all y'all want your girls to look like supermodels, you better go and ask Hugh Jackman what protein shake he's been taking and order yourself some.

P Dizzy, with an Ibo language tape we saw at a mall in Dubai, thought it was hella funny. There was even a Yoruba one

As usual the great Federal Republic of Nigeria continued to show us that we're a third world country, no matter what. Theres been scarcity of petrol for almost a month now, in a country thats the 6th largest exporter of petroleum products! Its like the Middle East having scarcity of sand or something, its so ridiculous. I've had to learn how to hustle with the best of them and line up for fuel and thank Jehovah that I'm not ugly because I've turned into a champion flirter these few weeks, chatting up a storm with pump attendants and shining my 32 in filling stations across Lagos just to get ahead of the queues. *hiss* I tire jare.

Conoil Station, Lagos-Ibadan expressway , took this on my way to court this morning, lucky I didnt get killed cos I was driving.

I'm out baybeez! p.s. if anyone mentions Man U, Arsenal, Chelsea or Barcelona near me again, you're guaranteed a foot up your a**. Believe that!


  1. first

    hot post...and I can imagine that the swallowed post was prolly hotter considering you took lots of time to do it

    ahh being a leader can cost a few, but at least your ontop.. right hon?

    so they really did speak igbo in wolverine..for that I'll go see it..I heard it was wack though, and I aint a comic book fan either

  2. so thats TY's hair? wow she's got a lotta hair.

    Weldone on being you GL....

  3. @Ada, merci cheri., the other one was classic, I still dont know how it happened. Being on top is not all its cracked up to be mayne, lol. They did speak Ibo, go see it, apart from the language mangling, its a terrific movie and theres always Hugh 'eye candy' Jackman.

    @Jayla, it is blad. She's got amazing hair and its natural too. Lol, thanks.

  4. first time here and I like ur blog!alot!!!ur soooo pretty!!!admire Ty bello!!!cograts on finishing with the high court!!

  5. That dress is cute and the sash just it gave the extra edge. Love it!

    You know, there are more Ibos in Dubai than say people from other Nigerian tribes. I guess the Ibo CD is there to help prospective employers learn more about their employees.

    Courtrooms= boring. One of the numerous reasons why I decided I'm not going to practice (or go through another academic hell in the form of NLS)

  6. our court looks cte oh.well except for that plastic chair

    you look hot girl...and congrats to ur maried friend.

  7. @Tinu, thanks B, ur far too kind, seriously. Glad u love it, please come back xxx.
    @MC, thanks a lot. For real? Didnt know that o. My dear, this law ish is just stress, I so cant wait for it to end.
    @Afrobabe, theyre actually nicer than i thought they'd be. Thank you, I'll let her know

  8. u r gonna make one FAB lawyer!

    ahh, blogger has done me strong thing a number of times too..ndo!

    i dont understand igbo(ndo and dalu r the only words i but i knew ryan reynolds totally killed it..well, we cant REALLY blame him, can we??

    T.Y sure looks shy..

  9. Awww bless! Thanks boo, Ryan Reynolds is something else, he personally orchestrated an Igbo language holocaust.

  10. I wouldn't even lie

    this post was very NICE

    enjoyed every part of it!

    hot lawyer you are
    I envy lol

    The federal court isn't bad as I even thought..

    If I saw T.Y bello, i wouldn't even know hehe

    I think it's kind of cool that they have the igbo books LOOL

    am yeat to see the wolvie movie

    fine girl like u
    y sld you be hustling for fuel??
    9ja isn't fresh at all mehn lool


    Arsenal, Chelsea ( i love them both)

  11. lol, baybee!! you covered everything, lmao

  12. you look good hon and congrats for being the GL!!

  13. lol at you not being ugly! we thank God for little mercies. someone needs to tell me what they do with all that oil they produce? store it in their houses or something.*hiss* 5am sha??? thats harsh. what made them pick you again for GL? you must have done a pretty good job lol. starting bar part 1 next month, kinda scared cos i dont know what to expect! wish me luck :-)

  14. Shit brick ke?
    omo small small oh!
    pele happend to us...

    LMAO...I take it you dont particularly enjoy the trappings of being the Boss lady errtym no?

    Hey I tot cameras were not allowed inna d court room?

    Oh mehnn I gotta watch Wolverine like yesterday!!! shit I am going this week mehn come what may!

    MAN U BABY!!!!

  15. @Shona, thanks B!

    @Ada, the scarcity is actually being caused by tanker drivers going on strike, the situation is ridiculous. Bar part 1's the easy bit, part 2 is the scary one. Good luck sha

    @Chari, lol, it wasnt that bad, kinda fun sef. Cameras are a small sturvs for the GL mayne. Wait first o, i thought i said no Man U. Oya Buttercup, come carry this man comot! how dare u desecrate my comment window with football!

  16. Sharp babe! Love the post...just finished reading your most recent post a second ago and you've changed the look of your blog's lovely!

  17. awww..that sucks that you had to type it all up again from memory. I hate when that happens - so annoying! anyway, cute pictures. I hear Lagos is a nightmare with all that traffic across the city. Gurl, you need to go back to ABJ!

  18. Take your a soon to be Lawyer or you are one. Well done madam ..La wis not an easy thing!

    Lookig lovely in your pictures.

    Congrats to your married friend.

  19. Yayyy! You're back! You'll make one hell of a fly ass lawyer! What kind of Law are you specializing in? Don't u just LOVE the concealer trick! I haven't gotten my eyebrows threaded in about a month and it doesn't look like it.

  20. oh! I forgot to add.... I LOVE THE NEW LAYOUT/BACKGROUND! I'm in love with damask right now...

  21. @Bubbly bliss, lol, u know how we do naw! Thats what boredom and insomnia does to me, foolin around with layouts and stuff. Thanks for stopping by.

    @Miss Flyhigh, thanks B, you tell me. I need a solid month of sleep to recover. Will def check them out.

    @Kemberley, boo! Doing energy law o, you gats to enter where the money's out mayne and i need to crack this oil and gas industry. Your concealer thingy should be patented! Like for real, so amazing! Thanks luv, i think its kinda cool myself, lol

  22. @Anyaposh, Lagos is a beautiful nightmare babes, cant live anywhere else, Eko till I die, lol. [i'm kidding o, its not that serious]

  23. An interesting read as always..

    Lost me on the concealer gist.. But fuel queues.. What else is new?

    So I take it you're voting 'W Cizzy' for New artiste of the year then?

    You dey follow am 'bumper to bumper'

  24. @Roc, that's because you're not a chick. If you knew what I was talking about, there'd be cause for concern. As for WC, if he doesnt win, who else can? There's no Nig album of that standard out now, I"d have gone for MI but I think he won it last year. I wanna follow am die!!! lol

  25. LOL, this babe you crack me up. I enjoyed reading this post. Congrats on being GL, although you can not go and see Wolverine or buy Deola Sagoe baffs on your lunch break. And kai waking up that early ke? I no be morning person o.
    The federal court is looking good. Oh and Ty Bello's hair is FAB. Mayneee I need to watch this Wolverine just to check that Igbo o. Shuoooo...
    Meanwoos e get one of my friends wey I see for your pics, her name is Bukky and she's in law school too. That's my homes!

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  27. hey!can we av more?enjoyed every min of it...but my forehead dey shine,kai!


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