Monday, October 10, 2011

Kreativ Blogger Award

So I recently got the Kreativ Blogger Award from Gabrielle Marie, love her blog!

1) Link back to the person who passed you the award

2) Complete the form below

3) Share 7 random things about yourself

4) Award 10 Blogs & drop them a line about it

Name your favorite song: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen 

Name your favorite dessert:  Haagen Dazs Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream 

What pisses you off:  When someone doesn't have a mind of their own and is constantly playing follow the leader, I just feel like biting the person. You know, ripping bits of skin off with my teeth till they discover their own identity.

When you're upset, you:  Rage! Rage! Rage!

Your favorite pet:  None, I have severe and crippling animophobia.

Black or white:  Black

Your biggest fear:  Something fatal happening to my mother.........or waking up with a horse in bed with me (no jokes, I have nightmares about this, even way before I saw The Godfather)

Best feature: Lips

Everyday attitude: Calm, most of the time, interspersed with anxiety, little bouts of depression and sprinkles of dementia.

What is perfection: A bank card which never reaches it limit.

Guilty pleasure: None, I never feel guilty about any pleasure I allow myself. I look at it as my right.

7 Random Facts About Myself

1) I'm useless with electronics. I cannot operate anything. When something electrical stops working, my heart literally stops. I think I somehow willed my brothers into being good with electrical stuff because two of them are Electrical Electronic Engineers, my very own personal handymen.

2) On the flip side I know how to change a car tyre. As in, jack the car, wheel spanner, all that stuff.

3) I have a great fear of living a mediocre life, of dying and nobody save a few family and friends feeling the impact. I want to die and have a whole nation mourn, people literally renting their clothes and putting ashes in their hair because they can't imagine a world without me. I'm not weird at all btw.

4) I'm extremely fascinated by human anomalies like people with bad eyesight, or left handed people or twins. I don't know why but I feel like they're just so special. Twins especially, I can stare at twins for hours just wondering how they happened. I'll literally give my left breast to have twins, I'll do anything, IVF included to have twins. Love them.

5) I hated myself between the ages of about 12 to 16, I think thats part of the reason I OD on self love right now, because for a very long time I couldn't stand the sight of my body, my face, everything. I was the stereotypical dramatic teenager that would fantasize about killing herself or write poetry about how I hated everyone and everyone hated me. Its actually really weird because when I was very young, like 10 and below I was a very happy, very outgoing child. I hit 13 and became a monster. the minute I turned 17 or so I snapped out of it and amped up to this diva who thought she was the shit. I can't even keep up with my rollercoaster self anymore.

6) My imagination is so powerful, a few times I've visualised things and they've happened exactly as I imagined them, down to a tee. i don't know if this happens to anyone else but the times its happened to me its freaked me out badly. Not like in a dream or something, I'd literally be thinking about something and I'd say, this is what's going to happen and it happens exactly as I imagine it. Exactly. Freaky.

7) I'm fascinated by the life of Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. When I was younger I was so into the Kennedy's that I used to go round telling people I was re-incarnated from th 50s/60s (I was a very precocious child). I was convinced I must have lived during the Camelot era at some point. I own every important biography of Jackie Kennedy ever printed, I've studied the entire family like its an exam, plus the offshoots, the Lees, Bouviers, Auchinclosses, Smiths, Shrivers, Lawfords. Safe to say its kind of an obsession. 

So that was interesting, I'm not going to tag any other bloggers but if anyone thinks this is interesting and would like to participate please go ahead.

One more thing, today is the 84th anniversary of my alma mater Queen's College Lagos, the awesomest girls school in Nigeria (well when I was there anyway).

Pass on the torch!

Love and light xx



  1. Congrats on your award!

  2. After the Seven random things about u, i kinda think you are, but in a fun way though not "sociopath-raving-mad-weird".And at least when you were a kid, you said you were reincarnated, mine was worse..i claimed that my older sister's husband was mine and she was just his girlfriend...totally mortified unto this day!!! wonder how i knew what "boyfriend" was back then...SMH

  3. Just discovered your blog, and haven't done anything else but read some of your posts in the past 2hrs or so, you are unbelievingly funny and your blog posts are so interesting. Will be coming back for more!

  4. .... its like you literally read out my deepest strongest motivating fear in your random fact#3; i refuse to just exist, to die and have only my family mourn the loss.....


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